Fai-kun :D
In which Mr. Leek and Yuui act as the protective parents of Fai.
It may be becoming outdated, but part of the traditional engagement process in Japan is for the would-be groom to make an appointment to meet the parents (specifically the father) of his intended bride. He dresses up in a suit and then bows deeply before the father, calls him “father(-in-law)”, promises to make the daughter happy, and begs for her to be given to him. (Oh God I can just see Fai and Kuro-parents - mostly Kuro-Papa - conspiring to stage that scene just to troll Kuro-tan. Fai would be half-joking, half-serious, and 100% enjoying himself.)
Post-It #1:
Yuui: And about that ring! You are making a formal appointment to come talk to me later, right?!
Kuro: HUH?!
Post-It #2:
Kuro: Why would I?!
Yuui: It’s a matter of course!
Kuro: No it’s not! He’s not a girl and you’re his younger brother, not his father!
Yuui: I’m still his family, aren’t it?!
Kuro: Wait a— WE’RE NOT ENGAGED!
Post-It #3:
Fai: …
Kuro: (that “oh crap” moment of realization)
Post-It #4:
Yuui: I can’t let a brute like you have Fai!
Fai: *waaah* This is horrible! Kuro-sama was just playing with me!
Kuro: Die. Both of you.
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kitten-kin:
Fai: Nnngh…Kuro-tan, I’m really enjoying myself but we should get going. It’s rude to our coworkers to tie up the elevator. And we’ll be late. *murmur* (…and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have a problem walking if we don’t stop. >/////<)
Kurogane: (inaudible vocalization) Yeah, sure. Let’s get going then.
Fai: …you laughed, didn’t you. (I felt it.)
Kurogane: Nope. *snort*
Fai: … >/////<’
[Note] Sorry King, no elevator sex. They’re both a little too practical and polite and proper in this AU (or at least in my brain) for those kinds of shenanigans. XD
Methinks Kurogane is enjoying flustering Fai — a little bit of payback. >.>
methinks also <.<](http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2cb28b79b6ff940a7d6c94ba8c737dc/tumblr_mlbump8DvH1s2c1s5o1_500.png)
Fai: Nnngh…Kuro-tan, I’m really enjoying myself but we should get going. It’s rude to our coworkers to tie up the elevator. And we’ll be late. *murmur* (…and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have a problem walking if we don’t stop. >/////<)
Kurogane: (inaudible vocalization) Yeah, sure. Let’s get going then.
Fai: …you laughed, didn’t you. (I felt it.)
Kurogane: Nope. *snort*
Fai: … >/////<’
[Note] Sorry King, no elevator sex. They’re both a little too practical and polite and proper in this AU (or at least in my brain) for those kinds of shenanigans. XD
Methinks Kurogane is enjoying flustering Fai — a little bit of payback. >.>
methinks also <.<
lol Syao in the background though! XDD
Art by Bottan, FYI.
oh, hey, things to finish writing someday >.>;;;;
*MASSIVE PUPPY-DOG EYES*
JOINS IN
A glimpse at some of the many CCTV monitors in the security department’s surveillance room. These four in particular are of the northwest bank of elevators.
Please pardon the mess. Each “screen” is only half an inch tall; I didn’t have much room to work in! ^^’
More post-its for Xia~
Kurogane: …how long you going to be hugging that box?
Fai: Oh! Put it on me for me~ ♡
Kurogane: Huh? (Guess I have no choice…)
…and what the hell is up with this hand?
Fai: We’re playing marriage proposal~ ♡ (Hurry, hurry~ ♡)
Kurogane: I feel that I have potentially made a mistake from which there is no recovering…
Fai: Meanie~
Kurogane’s White Day trials and tribulations are finally over. He’s made his decision(s) and it is finally March 14th…
Post-It #1:
Fai: Kuro-riiin~ Do you remember what day toda— *mppt*Kurogane: [smack!]
Post-It #2:
Fai: Wow, you had a return gift readied and everything~ Good old Kuro-sama. <3 I wonder what it is. An eraser set? Tissue? Mm, too heavy for that I guess. A notepad? Correction tape? You know, because I’m an idiot or something like that? Oh, maybe youkan? It’s rectangle after all. Hm, but it’s too light. And it’s not white either. Spongecake? Did you buy it yourself? Or did you maybe have Yuui bake some cookies for you? Or is this just straight-up marshmallows? You’re a traditionalist, after all~Kurogane: Give it back.
[Note] Youkan is a dessert usually made of red beans sweetened with sugar and jellied with agar. It’s a very dense block and some people find it rather heavy or cloying, but I like having little cubes of it with bitter green tea. There are different varieties available nowadays too, with lighter flavors and little add-ins like little bits of chestnut or sugared red beans.
